yo momma jokes!

you're so fat that you need to apply deoderant with a mop!
wth!!
its freaking funny la!
really.
go read yo momma jokes!
it makes your day and paint it in crude colours!

anw..
there's this shop in lucky chinatown really sells cheap cosmetics and perfumes!
mayb i jus handcuffed some $$

im going on a diet!
perpectually.
tsk.

haven start on my lovely book yet.
and the project thingy has alr taken its toll on me before even commencing on it officially..
is that a bad premonition?
tsk tsk.

tmr will be a even better day!